Hellbound Witch’s Chant for Creaming Butter and Sugar by Hand
“I am a motherfucking witch and this motherfucking butter and motherfucking sugar will cream together, god dammit.”
oh god this is literally me every time I am baking.
I would like some tequila and some cupcakes and it would be ideal if you could show up naked with both of these pls and thank you
- Leftover pizza!
- ice cream
- fruit of any kind, especially berries
- cake
- yogurt
- scrambled eggs
I try not to eat that late but it does happen!
❝I’m (expletive deleted) starving.❞
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Celebrity chef Mario Batali • Discussing the diet he’s currently on — he’s eating like he’s on food stamps (an average of $1.48 per meal, or $31 per week) in protest of potential cuts to the federal food stamps program. His family was nice enough to join him in what he calls a conversation starter about being hungry in the U.S. Unlike most people on food stamps, he knows ways to make the best of a bad situation, smartly sticking to foods like lentils, apples, rice, beans, peanut butter and jelly. But the problem is, eating good on a diet like this is tough, so many do not. Think his family’s experiment will be effective? (via shortformblog)
I think this is the key argument for those who think that poor people could eat better if they just tried harder. This guy prepares food for a living and he still cannot manage to do this without feeling like he’s going hungry. This is a problem.
(via killsmedead)
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Rather rude DOUBLE CHOCOLATE SHORTBREAD
Ingredients:
200g butter
325g plain flour, plus extra for rolling
100g caster sugar
1 tsp vanilla extract
2 egg yolks
100g dark or milk chocolate chips
lemon rind
200g white chocolate, melted
What you do:
- Get a big MIXING BOWL and put the egg YOLKS, the SUGAR, FLOUR and VANILLA EXTRACT in there
- if you can’t separate EGGS you will be first in front of the FIRING SQUAD when the REVOLUTION comes
omg this is the best recipe ever
omg it’s my mom’s birthday and for her cake I got her a ricotta cheesecake with chocolate chips and on the top of the fucking cake there is a cannoli
I repeat, there is a cannoli on top of the fucking cake!!!!
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Alex. 12 stories high, made of radiation. Queer witch lady and superhero enthusiast.
